rOb's definitions

Doctor Worm

A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.

Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.

by Rob March 25, 2005

jessica simpson

A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good Christian

Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief

by ROB January 16, 2005

iTuning

The act of buying music from the internet. (p.t)iTuned

Sorry I'm late., I've just been iTuneing.

I have just iTuned a great song.

by Rob February 16, 2005

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

brikc

The coolest person alive

Brikc > j00

by Rob August 23, 2003

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005