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Definitions by queen of everything

Shrek sexual 

A type of sexuality that means the person is sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek.
"guys ive got something to tell you"

"yes"

"im shrek sexual"

"what??????"

"shrek is love shrek is life"

The bridge 

The bridge is a sex position , it is when a girl gets into the bridge position and a guy fucks her as she holds that position. To do this the girl has to be flexible and has to be able to hold a bridge for a long amount of time.
"dude did you get with jessica last night?"
"yeah man she can do the bridge"

Evan Peters 

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.