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domegating

where you crop the inappropriate part of a video and make the video look innocent.

i love domegating

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

strikle

a form of chiropractor where you insert the nail on the butt and hit it with a hammer to stabilize bowel movements since your ass can slip off the toilet

strikle is really good or you

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

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When you're horny and don't have a pillow instead a Pipstar body pillow. So you hump it cum on it and slap your dick on the face of the Pipstar body pillow. So much cum the smell is unbearable, your mom thought you have 14 dead fish living in your armpits and you have to take a shower immediately. After that flip it over and sleep on the crotch of the Pipstar body pillow.

Pip Attack oh yes pls

by quartz89 February 10, 2022

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Lord Tippet

will kick you out even though you're the best detective.

Lord Tippet horneeeeeee

by quartz89 February 7, 2022

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Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

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