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by quartz89 March 13, 2022
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PipstarShark

a website where you buy sexy shark products with a really "reasonable price" also type "IEATSHARKS112" to get a 69% discount on your purchase. High ratings on all of the sexy shark products including: shark cream, shark table, pipstarbot, shark water bottle, etc. If you refuse, refund, or give the products a bad rating, Pipstar will kidnap you and bring you to his sex dungeon...
I love PipstarShark MUST RECOMMEND!!!! HELP IM KIDNAPPED!!!!! SAVE ME PLSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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Split the Room

slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock
by quartz89 February 02, 2022
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strikle

a form of chiropractor where you insert the nail on the butt and hit it with a hammer to stabilize bowel movements since your ass can slip off the toilet
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by quartz89 February 01, 2022
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Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.
by quartz89 February 01, 2022
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The Man Cave

what dkain calls his sex dungeon.
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by quartz89 February 03, 2022
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Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..
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by quartz89 February 11, 2022
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