pwned's definitions

douche bag

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

by PwNED November 1, 2003

peezys_girl

The most beautiful girl found on livejournal. Sweet, kind and generous. Also very intelligent, thus making her prone to being trolled by the likes of the homosexual jameth and his band of followers.

peezys_girl is a wonderful human being

by pwned December 17, 2004

nabeshin

Stylish clothes and one bad-ass attitude, this afro-wearing mofo knows how to get the job done, and fast!

My name's Nabeshin and my afro suits me...

by Pwned February 21, 2004

intraweb

Parody of internet. Used on forums alot. Recently changed to interweb.

I am teh winnar! Look teh intraweb!

by pwned February 28, 2004

HellaMike

He used to be a distant relation of the goatse man, now lives his life in a cave somewhere in arabia...

He used to be a distant relation of the goatse man, now lives his life in a cave somewhere in arabia!

by PWNED February 6, 2004

Wiking

A 19year old man that spends the most of his time on IRC. When he's not on IRC, he plays computer games or drinks Absinth.

Wiking je pa zdej na ircu

by pwned January 2, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles

The NFC Champions that just owned Scaldo and MJs face by beating the Atlanta Falcons and getting into the Superbowl while the Pittsburgh Steelers got owned by the New England Patriots.

"Reporter: It's pandamonium down on the field as the Eagles has just earned the right to represent the NFC in the Superbowl!

Reporter: In other news, RoethlisJewnoseBerger just choked and was destroyed by the New England Patriots. MJ and Scaldo from UrbanDictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.

Back to you Steve."

by pwned January 23, 2005