The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 05, 2012
A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.
by pussy cruncher September 08, 2011
A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.
by pussy cruncher September 08, 2011