puhercules's definitions

fart

1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card

1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...

by Puhercules April 29, 2010

Lady Gaga

-Cher 2.0

but with a tighter ass

Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time

by Puhercules May 2, 2010

Husband's Duty

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...

-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi

i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

by Puhercules May 8, 2010