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Definitions by psychopsychedelic

endofmetriosis

when you’re kinda dying on the inside but it’s ok because your organs are holding you together. it’s like endometriosis, but on a spiritual level.

pronounced end-of-me-triosis
oh god i have endofmetriosis.

Abstract Figure

An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning
“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”

Art Whore 

basically an art hoe but without the falafel kanken; art hoe with artistic talent; Picasso’s prostitute
Becky’s such an art whore. She’s a pretty decent painter, but she doesn’t wear Urban Outfiters.

Falafel Kanken 

One of those stupid, overpriced backpacks that all the dumb blond girls have; often seen in within the art hoe aesthetic; actually spelled “fjalraven kanken” but no one knows how to pronounce that
Have you seen Amy’s new falafel kanken?