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algARGHithms!

algorithm: a precise step-by-step plan for a computational procedure that possibly begins with an input value and yields an output value in a finite number of steps.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

algARGHithms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about algorithms.

"algARGHithms!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 7, 2013

chefpert

chef: the head cook of an establishment such as a restaurant, club, or wealthy family.

expert: extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable.

chefpert: an extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable chef.

"I am 'chefpert' at making a simple dish complex." - say a chef

by [e-mail] February 13, 2013

ARGHticulation!

articulation: the quality, clarity or sharpness of speech.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHticulation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about articulation.

"ARGHticulation!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013

l-argh-quaciousness!

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.

"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

YMCIA

YMCA: Young Men's Christian Association

CIA: Central Intelligence Agency

YMCIA: Young Men's Christian Intelligence Agency

"The 'YMCIA' should be renamed to the 'YMCRA,' because of it's lack of intelligence. The 'YMCRA': the Young Men's Christian Religion Agency is a more appropriate name. " - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] January 5, 2013

Fad Fibs

Fad: a phenomenon that becomes popular for a very short time.

Fibs: lies, especially ones that are more or less inconsequential.

Fad Fibs: lies that becomes popular

"Fad Fibs" are the new Mad Libs.

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

phasemonger

a person who promotes a phase in the development of the work of an artist, especially work that is undesirable.

You are such a phasemonger. No one desires the artwork you are promoting.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2012