forevARGHs!

forever:

1. an extremely long time.

2. a mythical time in the infinite future that will never come.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

forevARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about forevers.
"forevARGHs!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 09, 2013
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dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist
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cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.
I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.
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collabARGHation!

collaboration: the act of collaborating: to work together with others to achieve a common goal.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

collabARGHation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about collaboration.
"collabARGHation!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 25, 2013
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Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.
I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com December 15, 2012
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chupacabrARGHs!

chupacabras: a monster said to suck the blood from goats in Puerto Rico and Mexico. Known in many other Latin American countries including Peru, Argentina, Uruguay and Chile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

chupacabrARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about chupacabras.
"chupacabrARGHs!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 15, 2013
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Frodoplasm

The word "protoplasm" comes from the Greek "protos" for "first," and "plasma" for "thing formed."

The word "Frodo" comes from the Tolkien "Frodo" for "Frodo," and "plasm" comes from the Greek "plasm" for "thing formed."

Frodoplasm: The first hobbit formed.
Frodo was not the first hobbit Tolkien formed; therefore, he is not the Frodoplasm.
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