iambic pentametARGH!

iambic pentameter: a poetic meter consisting of a line with five feet in each of which the iamb is dominant.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

iambic pentametARGH!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about iambic pentameter.
"iambic pentametARGH!" - says a pirate
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metaphARGHs!

metaphor: the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn’t, invoking a direct similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, but in the case of English without the words like or as, which would imply a simile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metaphARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metaphors.
"metaphARGHs!" - says a pirate
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collabARGHation!

collaboration: the act of collaborating: to work together with others to achieve a common goal.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

collabARGHation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about collaboration.
"collabARGHation!" - says a pirate
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Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.
I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.
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karaoke graffiti

karaoke: a form of entertainment, in which individual members of the public sing.

graffiti: a form of vandalism involving painted text or images in public places.

karaoke graffiti: a form of art, in which individual members of the public paint song lyrics in public places.
One graffiti artist sang a karaoke song, while painting the song lyrics in a mural. That artist created "karaoke graffiti."
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dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist
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cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.
I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.
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