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Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.

I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2012

supARGHstitions!

superstition: a belief, not based on human reason or scientific knowledge, that future events may be influenced by one's behaviour in some magical or mystical way.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

supARGHstitions!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about superstitions.

"supARGHstitions!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 12, 2013

warghs

word: a distinct unit of language which is approved by some authority.  

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

warghs: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about words.

"warghs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

Walmarght

Walmart: from the original name of the retailer, Walmart.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Walmarght: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Walmart.

"Walmarght!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

The Last Starghfighter

The Last Starfighter: from the original name of the science fiction adventure film, The Last Starfighter.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Last Starghfighter: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Last Starfighter.

"The Last Starghfighter!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

jARGHons!

jargon: speech or language that is incomprehensible or unintelligible; gibberish.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

jARGHons!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about jargon.

"jARGHons!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

artchive

art: activity intended to make something special.

archive:

a place for storing earlier, and often historical, material. An archive usually contains documents (letters, records, newspapers, etc.) or other types of media kept for historical interest.

artchive: a place for storing something special.

"An 'artchive' is similar to a pirate's treasure chest." - says an art pirate

by [e-mail] February 7, 2013