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Bould-argh Dashes!

Boulder Dash: from the original name of the video-game series, Boulder Dash.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Bould-argh Dashes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Boulder Dashes.

"Bould-argh Dashes!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

highbreed

high: under the influence of a mood-affecting drug or (less common) alcohol.

breed: to arrange the mating of specific animals.

hybrid: offspring resulting from cross-breeding different entities, e.g. two different species or two purebred parent strains.

highbreed: to arrange the mating of different animals that are under the influences of a mood-affecting drug or alcohol.

"People wanted to 'highbreed' a drunk tiger to a high cat." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 12, 2013

spacial expression

facial expression: the expression or countenance that seems to an onlooker to be represented by the appearance of a person's face, resulting from specific use of that person's facial muscles.

spacial: of or pertaining to space: physical extent in all directions, seen as an attribute of the universe (now usually considered as a part of space-time), or a mathematical model of this.

spacial expression: a facial expression in space.

A person seen another person's facial expression or "spacial expression." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 8, 2013

cor-pirate

corporate: of, or relating to a corporation.

pirate: one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission.

cor-pirate: a corporate pirate

That chief executive officer (CEO) is such a "cor-pirate." He pirates his sources of inspiration for his mass produced merchandise.

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 7, 2013

cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.

I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.

by [e-mail] December 12, 2012

hetARGHosexuals!

heterosexual: a heterosexual person, or other heterosexual organism.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

hetARGHosexuals!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about heterosexuals.

"hetARGHosexuals!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 12, 2013