Bondocratic

When you see a vehicle that someone fucked up by making their own “wide body kit” out of things they had laying around to the point where you have no choice but to just assume they are a crack addict. The body kit is without anyones doubt homemade, covered in bondo, half sanded, sometimes a close-ish color of spray paint has been used to deter the amount of attention to the unfinished mistake of a project for the moment as 99.9% of the time the crack head custom body man claims it’s “still in progress”. I mean Fucked up to the point you have to take a photo if it.

The vehicle can be Bondocratic

and/or
the new name given of the owner themself.
“Ohhhh no way! sick fender flares, bondocratic! You do all this craftsmanship yourself!? Noooo get out of here, you did!? Man you should start your own bondocratic body shop - look out west coast customs!”
by pseudonympho February 27, 2022
mugGet the Bondocraticmug.

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 01, 2009
mugGet the dildongmug.
I had this idea that would entertaining, educational, and loved by everyone and this isn’t the proper way to shoot u an idea I’m sure but I’m doin it soo

If urban dictionary had a tab/link to a new sector - Urban Gestures. Because there’s a million ways people say things to each other on the street, or work, etc that are done without words.. and how can I put a gesture into urban dictionary as a word. - ya can’t!

the hobo community is thick with gestures, which homed people usually don’t understand if they see.. and hobos and urban dictionary are like shoe laces to shoes.. ie. when we are just tryin to fill our gas tank for $200 to at least know what the fucks are saying to each other surrounding the location, maybe its hello, maybe they mean rape the ass of this person after the gas pump finishes raping them, we dunno.. but if we did know a gesture and know it’s an I am legend situation - probably save the zombie booty hole raping!

But really - urban gestures would be dope. And people must post the gesture as a gif, or a set of 1-5 images showing the gesture, and to what the common assumed name given to the gesture I guess, and a definition to its meaning. Or some shit like that.. but I know, I know, Idea is gold right? And just don’t forget about the little guy here who gave you the idea when it gets humongous as f now alright?! ;) Lol But free idea from me to you guys to have none the less. and still could bang out coffe mugs and T shirts with the gestures :) lol. Later
by pseudonympho March 22, 2022
mugGet the urban dictionary personnel, idea for u!!mug.

globe trottee

Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.
Oh my boys being a globe trottee over there so mike gets some attention!
by pseudonympho August 06, 2023
mugGet the globe trotteemug.

lesmoline

(Lez•mole•een)

A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..

You think so?

In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!

bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
mugGet the lesmolinemug.

Pobo Purps

That bomb personal squeezable tube of Peanut Butter - made with purple.
“Bro I’m hungry, come on lemme get one of them Pobo Purps player - You always hiding a pobo in your socks or your sleeves, check ya god damn jock strap I don’t care hook it up!
by pseudonympho February 27, 2022
mugGet the Pobo Purpsmug.

who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “
by pseudonympho March 01, 2022
mugGet the who’s fuckin?mug.