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by pseudonympho March 2, 2022
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Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.
Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..
You think so?
In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!
bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
You think so?
In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!
bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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by pseudonympho February 27, 2022
Get the Pobo Purps mug.A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Hey may I please have a water?
I don’t have any!
What’s that in your hand?
Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
I don’t have any!
What’s that in your hand?
Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
Get the Alkaline VVater mug.Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.
by pseudonympho August 6, 2023
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