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Porn-Ops

porn-ops
(Pornography Operations)

When an operation takes place involving sexual actions of any kind for pleasure of viewing. Usually involves a recording device and uploading the recorded files to the internet. Less common but is still regarded under porn-ops when sexual activity is not recorded, but sold/viewed infront of a live audience.
Man I was lead role in a porn-ops this week! Go check out my vid.
by pseudonympho May 4, 2022
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dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 1, 2009
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Alkaline VVater

Alkaline Vvater (spelled with two V’s)
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Hey may I please have a water?

I don’t have any!

What’s that in your hand?

Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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lesmoline

(Lez•mole•een)

A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..

You think so?

In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!

bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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Pobo Purps

That bomb personal squeezable tube of Peanut Butter - made with purple.
“Bro I’m hungry, come on lemme get one of them Pobo Purps player - You always hiding a pobo in your socks or your sleeves, check ya god damn jock strap I don’t care hook it up!
by pseudonympho February 27, 2022
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Don King Kick

DonKing Kick

Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.
Dog.. look at Becky rockin that Don King Kick! She has to know what she looks like, right?
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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