pseudonympho 's definitions

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

Ronny McDiesel

A nickname for someone who is acting like a sick perv
(Obviously a Ronald mcdonald type of weirdo)

Ohh that’s not cool, back up back way up, Ronny McDiesel..

by pseudonympho March 2, 2022

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

Blue Hair

In Southern California (could reach out further than Southern California though), the term is describing the elderly old women around the area. They for some odd reason have a blue tint to their grey hair.. so.. they are known as blue hairs.

Look at that blue hair! left blinker but turning right!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

MILKF

a lactating MILF

Damn, I'm horny AND thirsty. I sure could go for a MILKF right about now.

by pseudonympho February 1, 2009

Don King Kick

DonKing Kick

Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.

Dog.. look at Becky rockin that Don King Kick! She has to know what she looks like, right?

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

globe trottee

Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.

Oh my boys being a globe trottee over there so mike gets some attention!

by pseudonympho August 6, 2023