pro2a's definitions

H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

by pro2a July 22, 2020

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

Republican

A political party that is better than the democrat party. Generally made of conservatives, liberals have probably gotten you to believe we’re all racist Karen inbreeding bible thumpingfreaks and the spawn of the devil. Guess what? We’re normal people! Some of us are Black. Some of us are gay. Some of us are Hispanic. Some of us are Muslim. Some of us are even transgender! Sure, we do have our share of racists, fundamentalist nut jobs, homophobes, delusional conspiracy theorists, and general nutters, but so do the liberals!

Some things we believe in are:

Freedom and liberty
Capitalism

Less gun control
Less taxes
Respect the flag

Hard work
Smaller government

Responsibility

Does that sound like an evil QAnon weirdo to you?

I am a Republican, and I am a proud American. I like a lot of the same things you like, and most of the hate on us is thanks to the communist liberal agenda

by pro2a March 19, 2021

WAP

Wet Ass Pussy. Tell a preacher it means “Worship and prayers” so that the preacher gets up in front a bunch of weirdos and says that he wants some WAP in church. It’s the title of a song by Cardi B that has a very masturbatable video

Preacher: “Everybody give Jesus WAP”

Cardi B: “Put that big Mack truck right in this little garage”

Nobody: Hey, 4 year old! Wanna watch this great new cartoon?

by pro2a March 19, 2021

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

by pro2a April 29, 2021