Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

FQ

Basically means “Fuck you” when the middle schoolers moms bust them for ‘fu q’

I’m gonna name my guy FQ, mom hasn’t blocked that yet

by pro2a July 15, 2020

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

by pro2a April 29, 2021

Overdose

What you get when you combine heroin, cocaine, booze, molly, and meth

Dee Dee Ramone died of a heroin overdose at 49. Not surprising, considering he was a total junkie

by pro2a July 16, 2020