Fu Q

A word that means ‘fuck you’, or if spelled ‘fuq’, fuck, that dumass middle schoolers use on their video games when their moms block swearing.

“Whadja name your car?” “Fu Q” “Haha that’s sick” “Mom thinks she’s so smart”

by pro2a July 15, 2020

Rolls-Royce

A brand of brown powder heroin, sold online and on the street.

When the coppers busted us, they jacked eight grams of Rolls-Royce, three roaches, and some papers

by pro2a July 15, 2020

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 14, 2021

Overdose

What you get when you combine heroin, cocaine, booze, molly, and meth

Dee Dee Ramone died of a heroin overdose at 49. Not surprising, considering he was a total junkie

by pro2a July 16, 2020

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020