ppglazer67's definitions

Dumpter Diving

When someone shoves their hand deep into a partner’s anus in a clumsy, uncontrolled way while trying to retrieve a condom or toy.

"I had to go "Dumpter Diving" in my wife last night. It wasn't pretty."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025