poudink's definitions

purty

Dumbfuck way of saying "pretty". You only save one character, no syllables and it's not even pronounced the same way as "pretty".

It don't steer so good, but it be purty fast.

by poudink January 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary

My favorite place to write negative definitions for words I don't like or to sneak inside jokes into definitions even though they say not to do it.

Imagine using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate dictionary lmao. Half the definitions are about sex and the other half are about politics.

by poudink January 9, 2021

Giphy

A website that pretends it has all of the best GIF files even though they're really looped MP4s.

Giphy: Look at all our GIF files! We swear they're not MPEG4-encoded video files!

by poudink December 8, 2020

Rainbow Road

The afterlife. Once a person dies, they are sent to race on the Rainbow Road with Peach, Mario and the Toad.

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road. It is a road that you go. It's a road that you go, when you die.

by poudink November 25, 2020