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Ducknicks

Ducknicks - slang Kiwi (New Zealand) name for tobacco cigarette.

Sometimes spelt ducknix and also pronounced as ducknucks/ducknux.
John owes from chaining ducknicks. Shaun will get him to go halvie's in another pack.

Liam never purchases his own ducknucks; he will only smoke op.

I could go a ducknick right now.

Kay sparked up a ducknick to relieve the stress of pregnancy.
by pornzi July 30, 2019
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Mahoody

Pronunciation “maa who dee”

Mockery with an element of patronisation for being in a shitty mood.

Great term to use for when the wife is having an unnecessary bitch fit.

Mahoody can be spoken in child like manner to encourage full rage from spouse.
“Are you in a mahoody again sweetheart?”

“Dont get all mahoody, you’ll end up #motional

“Ooh I wonder who’s in a big mahoody today; yeah wittle gwumpy mahoodies isn’t we “
by pornzi April 1, 2024
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Captain

A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.
That guy is captained

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”
by pornzi May 1, 2023
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Snozla

Andrew knelt before stephen grasping his dainty snozla .

During intercourse with Andrew, Stephen noticed cigarette smoking had affected his blood flow and stamina , thus reducing his member to a snozla.
by pornzi September 24, 2016
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