pornographic jiangster's definitions

pearlu

A hideously ugly human who nobody wants to have sexual intercourse with.

"Ew no way, i would never talk to a pearlu like him."

by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

slow magt

A person whose butt starts bleeding when they wipe after excretion.

Person 1: "Dude why is there is blood all over your bathroom floor?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry about it my brother is just a slow magt"

by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

jiang

Adjective: A hip synonym for "cool".

Noun: A person who is so cool that they attract the attention of everyone at parties.

Adj.
Example 1: "This new album is so totally jiang."

Example 2: "You met IntoBeyonder? That's so jiang!"

Noun.
Example 1: "Did you see his abbs? He's such a jiang."
Example 2: "With all that swag, i'd even go as far as to call her a jiang."

by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

spagt

An unhygienic human who stands in the shower and aims their ass skyward in a futile attempt at rinsing away the filth after shitting, instead of wiping like a normal person. Not to be confused with slow magt.

Example 1:
"Ew, who would want to sleep with him?! He's a spagt! That ass is so nasty, i don't care how big it is!"

Example 2:
"Somebody oughta buy this spagt some toilet paper.. He's stinking up the whole house!"

by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014