futhman

Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.

He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.

Oh, but he's not.

Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.

Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

by poop August 31, 2004

WURD

said when one wants their friend to look at someone of the opposite sex who is extremely attractive

WURD
-thinking: omg hes/shes so hot look!!!-

by poop May 27, 2004

opeth

a band that would be good if the singer was not the singer. he sucks

opeth has cool guitar parts, but theyre not really a good band. maybe he has 3 testicles, he should donate some to axl rose

by poop July 02, 2004

funz

german word for pussy.

a bit outdated these days, often used for guys who don't behave well (telling you are disappointed about him in a funny way)

"du bist zu spät du funz"

transl.:
"you are too late, my little pussy"

by poop April 16, 2005

nagger batch

nagger batch coming from the words nigger and bitch, basically is how a hick would say "nigger bitch."

that nagger batch just took some grain from my crops!

by poop July 11, 2004

sass

adj.describing vulgarity

Watch that sass Capt. Sassy Pants

by poop April 08, 2005

dicktate

Giving a big fat cock to someone. And by that i mean hardcore sex

That is some deep dicktating

by poop May 28, 2004