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Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
by poisoned poet April 4, 2022
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When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 24, 2022
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