Somethin a friend of mine randomly said just now, both of us equally confused but enthused.
It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.
It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.
by poisoned poet March 15, 2025
When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 23, 2022
Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
by poisoned poet April 04, 2022
Somethin my friend said moments ago. Both of us equally confused and enthused.
It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.
It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.
Man, I’m mean muggin and mug fuckin.
Wanna destroy the government?
Let’s burn EVERYTHIN!
Everythin?
Everythin.
Wanna destroy the government?
Let’s burn EVERYTHIN!
Everythin?
Everythin.
by poisoned poet March 15, 2025