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the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398 by pohtato April 12, 2019

Carl 

It’s Coral get it right.

Rick: You are not safe. No matter how many people are around, or how clear the area looks, no matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it's over. Never let your guard down, ever. I want you to promise me.

Carl: I promise
Coral

Carl by pohtato October 22, 2018

flock 

A group of dudes in their twenties riding the electric rideshare scooters originally created by Bird. They often create an annoyance for motorists or pedestrians by taking up the entirety of whatever lane they're in but not matching the speed of its intended users.

Guy 1: Man, it's impossible to get anywhere on my bike now that these fucking flocks are taking up all of the lanes.

Guy 2: Yeah, I almost got hit by one of the idiots in one while they were on their daily migration to the Starbucks.

flock by pohtato July 24, 2018