Definitions by plmjiuhnbvcdertg

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzmxncbv 

Boredom has killed you. WHY

I am bored, so I am going to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzmxncbv

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzmxncbv by plmjiuhnbvcdertg November 4, 2021

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WHY WHY WHY
REALLY

FUCK LIFE, IMMA TYPE MKLPNJIOBHVGYUCFXDRTZSAWEQ

mklpnjiobhvgyucfxdrtzsaweq by plmjiuhnbvcdertg November 3, 2021

bgtnhyvfrmjucdekixswlozaqp 

Super boredom, how did you find this???

Me: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Boredom level: meh
Me: qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
Boredom level: a little more
Me: wryipsfhkzcbmqetuoadgjlxvn
Boredom level: Good.
Me: qwazesxrdctfvygbuhnijmokpl
Boredom level: Excellent.
Me: `1q2waz3esx4rdc5tfv6ygb7uhn8ijm9ok,0pl.-;/='\
Boredom level: I will eat you.
Me: mlpoiuytrewqnkjhgfdsabvcxz
Boredom level: Almost done for.
Me: bgtnhyvfrmjucdekixswlozaqp
Boredom level: ... You are dead.

bgtnhyvfrmjucdekixswlozaqp by plmjiuhnbvcdertg November 1, 2021

`1QAZ2WSX3EDC 4RFV 5TGB 6YHN 7UJM 8IK,9OL.0P;-['=]/ 

Up and down on keyboard, hitting all keys, including Caps Lock. It ends when you hit Enter. Boredom has killed you.

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`1QAZ2WSX3EDC 4RFV 5TGB 6YHN 7UJM 8IK,9OL.0P;-['=]/ by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl 

Too much boredom

I claimed qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl before you!!!

qwertyuikjhgfdsazxcvbnmopl by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

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Every key on a keyboard, but numbers + misc added first, and letters last, all backwards. You are that bored.

=-0987654321`\]';/.,poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz is when [you are too bored.

=-0987654321`\][';/.,poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Dell G5 

Crappy gaming laptop, overheats and throttles.

"You are getting a new super-deluxe Dell G5 gaming laptop for Christmas!"
*opens it*
*uses it for first game* "Cool!"
1 day later
*laptop overheats to nearly catching on fire*

Dell G5 by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021