Optimus Prime

Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.

Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!

by pledge prez March 09, 2005

Blart

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.

by pledge prez March 08, 2005

Lunchmeat

Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.

-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.

by pledge prez March 09, 2005