Definitions by pledge prez

Blart 

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.

Blart by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Lunchmeat 

Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.

-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.

Lunchmeat by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Optimus Prime 

Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.

Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!

Optimus Prime by pledge prez March 8, 2005