Definitions by placenta lasagna

surya 

the hottest dad ever. will support his daughter in her academic endeavors and is very faithful to his wife.

emily: hi surya! how are you today!
surya: oh-
emily: *cries*

surya by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries

guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*

poopy pants by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

ni hao kai-lan 

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today

kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!

ni hao kai-lan by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

pokajoke 

when you try to say poke fun and make a joke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke

"hey did you see joe?"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
"ahHAHAHAHAhhahahahHAHAHA please marry me pokajoke god"

pokajoke by placenta lasagna April 3, 2020

leo 

Someone who gets offended at everything a certain other girl says. His main interests include bad tiktok dances, league of legends, and is a closeted kpop fan. Leo claims that he doesn't listen to kpop but he gets heated whenever an idol is mentioned. He is a Nicki Minaj stan, but his life goal is to become Charli Damelio. Whenever you mention Nicki Minaj, he will start rapping. He is known to have bad headphone hair, but he is not afraid to flaunt it. When he plays league with you, he claims he will "carry" you but ends up feeding. Abuses his twin sister, but claims he is the better twin.

girl: "hey so you know nicki minaj-"
leo: "this oNES FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMING SYSTEM TOP DOWN, AC WITH THE COOLING SYSTEM"
girl: "ugh okay let me just go watch tiktok-"
leo: "diDN'T EVEN NOTICE, NO PUNCHES LEFT TO ROLL WITH, YOU GOT TO KEEP ME FOCUSED, YOU WANT IT SAY SOOOOO"

leo by placenta lasagna April 3, 2020