piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 07, 2015

ass vac

When you put the hose of your vaccume inside your ass to suck out the diarrhea

My home made ass vac is better than any constopation medicine ever invented

by piss jerking May 07, 2015

parapoop

When you deficate while paragliding or parachuting

Look out below im going to parapoop into giants stadium

by piss jerking April 26, 2015

shitapillar

a small caterpillar shit that often comes out in rapid succession

just hit the toilet dropped about 1000 shitapillars

by piss jerking August 02, 2021

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 08, 2017

premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 02, 2017