Definitions by piss jerking

cunt gaunlet 

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children

steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum

cunt gaunlet by piss jerking March 8, 2017

coy ass nigga 

when a nigga is specificaly timid shy and or coy

look at this coy ass nigga ima take his shoes

coy ass nigga by piss jerking March 2, 2017

premature diarrhea 

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

premature diarrhea by piss jerking March 2, 2017

jive turkey ass nigga 

when a niggah is ajive turkey but also a fag

look at this jive turkey ass nigga im take his froyo

jive turkey ass nigga by piss jerking March 2, 2017

fart doctor 

A person with a doctorate in the study of flatulance.

Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town

fart doctor by piss jerking March 2, 2017

niggquarium 

A concentrated and contained area of people of African descent.

Africans were not allowed into the sunshine belt because JFK wanted to create a niggquarium for national security purposes

niggquarium by piss jerking February 13, 2017

piss parade 

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

piss parade by piss jerking May 7, 2015