18 definitions by piss jerking

piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

niggggger

nigger thats more niggery than a regular nigger

is stacy taking a nigger to prom
no shes taking a niggggger

damn her father must be dissapointed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

cunt gaunlet

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children

steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

shitapillar

a small caterpillar shit that often comes out in rapid succession

just hit the toilet dropped about 1000 shitapillars

by piss jerking August 2, 2021

fartopia

a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.

I went to fartopia and as soon as our plane landed on the island the stewardess farted in my mouth.

by piss jerking August 2, 2021

jiggabutt

A black ass that is so phat it makes you less racist

that nigga got a jiggabutt that makes me so hard i might cancel my forum account on niggermania.com

by piss jerking March 8, 2017