Definitions by piss jerking

cunt gaunlet 

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children

steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum

cunt gaunlet by piss jerking March 8, 2017

premature diarrhea 

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

premature diarrhea by piss jerking March 2, 2017

jive turkey ass nigga 

when a niggah is ajive turkey but also a fag

look at this jive turkey ass nigga im take his froyo

jive turkey ass nigga by piss jerking March 2, 2017

coy ass nigga 

when a nigga is specificaly timid shy and or coy

look at this coy ass nigga ima take his shoes

coy ass nigga by piss jerking March 2, 2017

fart doctor 

A person with a doctorate in the study of flatulance.

Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town

fart doctor by piss jerking March 2, 2017

niggquarium 

A concentrated and contained area of people of African descent.

Africans were not allowed into the sunshine belt because JFK wanted to create a niggquarium for national security purposes

niggquarium by piss jerking February 13, 2017

piss parade 

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

piss parade by piss jerking May 7, 2015