piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter
Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career
by piss jerking October 14, 2014
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piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you
Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade
by piss jerking May 07, 2015
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fartopia

a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.
I went to fartopia and as soon as our plane landed on the island the stewardess farted in my mouth.
by piss jerking August 02, 2021
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coy ass nigga

when a nigga is specificaly timid shy and or coy
look at this coy ass nigga ima take his shoes
by piss jerking March 02, 2017
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mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration
I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed
by piss jerking March 08, 2017
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premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss
i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station
by piss jerking March 02, 2017
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niggquarium

A concentrated and contained area of people of African descent.
Africans were not allowed into the sunshine belt because JFK wanted to create a niggquarium for national security purposes
by piss jerking February 13, 2017
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