pilotmike's definitions

scrotom lint

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that

What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

taffy factory

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory

My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

true love

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth

I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005