true love

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth

I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?

by PilotMike April 03, 2005

scrotom lint

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that

What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?

by PilotMike April 03, 2005

transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac

trans...bisexual...nympho...pedaphiliac

By the way, how's that transbisexualnyphopedaphiliac of a brother in law of yours doing?

by PilotMike April 03, 2005

static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

by PilotMike April 03, 2005