cartball

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

by Peter March 30, 2005

penisenvious

A female or females who will do anything to prove that they can do anything as good as a male

She is penisenvious !

by Peter April 22, 2005

TINU

There Is No Us.

Some of us (TINU) think that urban dictionary rocks.

by Peter February 11, 2004

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

poster child

an insult, likening someone to one of the children on the Jerry Lewis promotional poster for his telethon. aka: Jerry's Kid

That dude needs help, that friggin' poster child.

by Peter April 16, 2004

oik

British slang for "only income, kids" or "own income, kids". A person with children but no partner. See also oink, dik, dink

Sara has been working as a nanny for an oik in Hyde Park.

by Peter February 18, 2004

I heart Boobs

The art of hearting boobs. Also changing the word indoors to I heart boobs. A very amusing quote from Celebrity Jeopardy.

Trebeck: Sean Conerry you wrote, good lord you wrote indoors thats pheunominal, are we recording this. Lets see what you wagered. I heart Boobs. Thats beautiful.

by Peter December 19, 2004