pentozali's definitions

botulism bot

Any online record citing a restaurant's failed hygienic inspection, e.g. rats and toxic chemicals detected nrar food storage areas.

Mary, I wouldn't touch that restaurant with a ten-foot pole. The botulism bot says that vermin were found near the food storage areas!

by pentozali April 11, 2009

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

txalaparta

A really cool percussion instrument from the Basque people. It consists of two long thick planks of wood, and is played usually by two people standing opposite each other across the planks of the instrument. Each player holds two thick sticks or dowels, and the first player initiates the rhythmic pattern. The sticks are held loosely in each hand and are "bounced" on the planks, each stick rebounding from the board like a yo-yo. A well-played txalaparta produces a rich, woody tone. Pronounced "chah-lah-PAHR-tah".

At the festival, there were some Basque musicians, and two of them were playing a txalaparta.

by pentozali February 13, 2009

bananahead

A battle droid, from "Star Wars".

I love it when I hear a bananahead in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" saying "Roger, Roger!"

by pentozali February 17, 2009

kora

One of the most amazing string instruments ever created: a type of harp/lute from West Africa (mainly found in Senegal, Mali, Gambia, and Guinea) with many strings. The instrument consists of a long fingerboard with moveable frets, and two courses of strings running across a large gourd across which an animal skin is stretched. The instrument is held toward the chest with the strings facing toward you, and the gourd has two pegs, one on the each on the left and right of the top. The sound is delicate and tinkly, much like a harp.

Toumane Diabate and Alhaji Bai Konte are two of the top names to seek when you'e looking for a CD of kora music.

by pentozali February 17, 2009

ezpata dantza

Basque dance done with swords. The dance is usually done with high kicks and leaps. "Ezpata" comes from the Spanish word for a sword, "espada".

We went to a Basque festival and one of the highlists of the dance segment was the ezpata dantza.

by pentozali February 25, 2009

'Ole Buckethead

A nickname for Darth Vader from the Star Wars saga.

Does anyone know where I could get an 'Ole Buckethead mask and costume?

by pentozali February 25, 2009