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spruce beer

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.
I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!
by pentozali May 7, 2009
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The Joker

Batman's arch enemy and a major headache for The Caped Crusader. The Joker could give even Superman a major headache!
It's The Joker up to his old tricks!
by pentozali August 24, 2008
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pundy

Maria likes Aram's hairy chest and pundy moobs.
by pentozali December 16, 2011
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camorose

Sad that you've missed the perfect once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take a good photograph.
My baby had a perfect smile, but I'm camorose: she had that pose for just a few seconds, but the lighting was dim and I had a hard time focusing my Nikon.
by pentozali September 7, 2013
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catchup

No, it's not the tomato condiment that you put on your French fries but the express train you ride in the hope of catching the local train you just missed.
Fuck---just missed my 6 train at Brooklyn Bridge. I'll take the catchup to 14th Street---maybe I can pick up the 6 from there.
by pentozali January 10, 2014
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do the X

A very dangerous game of running across a railroad crossing just at the moment a train is approaching and the gate is closing.
Joey, if I see you do the X again, I'll punish your sorry little ass!
by pentozali October 18, 2006
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cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".
The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.
by pentozali January 15, 2009
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