SEAEWENT

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate.

How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?

by pentozali June 12, 2011

resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali June 11, 2007

Yesvember

The eleventh month of the year, when one can look forward to the holidays and cheer of the end of the month and the next month. Because it doesn't have to be "No-vember".

Yay---it's Yesvember! I love Thanksgiving---and we have Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve to look forward to!

by pentozali October 21, 2010

brown thumb

The opposite of a green thumb; a person who doesn't know his brass from his oboe about taking care of plants.

Who are you giving that tree to? I wouldn't trust Lana. She's a brown thumb. You give her any plant, it'll be dead in one day!

by pentozali January 08, 2008

showbot

A mannikin or other statue that is vaguely robotlike in appearance, placed in a store's window to show clothing on sale.

-What's that headless statue that they just took off the truck?
-It's a showbot. The Gap is gearing up for their fall jacket sale.

by pentozali June 27, 2009

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants

When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim

by pentozali November 07, 2013

Badarak

Mass, in an Armenian church.

Aram, there's a Badarak at 10 AM and another one at 12 PM. Which one are you going to?

by pentozali August 24, 2012