pentozali's definitions

chichoyebets

Bulgarian for "uncle fucker", pronounced "CHEE-choh-YEH-bets". From a Bulgarian translation of the South Park song "Uncle Fucka".

Someone was wondering about the language used on one South Park video we were watching: it was Bulgarian, not Russian. The video was "Uncle Fucka", in Bulgarian: "Chichoyebets".

by pentozali June 14, 2010

schnibble

Faux-Yiddish word that means a tiny piece of paper used for doodling, scribbling, taking names, addresses, phone numbers, notes etc. Very useful when you don't have a pad on your person.

Lisa, I don't have a pad, so let me take down your email address on this schnibble.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Yesvember

The eleventh month of the year, when one can look forward to the holidays and cheer of the end of the month and the next month. Because it doesn't have to be "No-vember".

Yay---it's Yesvember! I love Thanksgiving---and we have Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve to look forward to!

by pentozali October 21, 2010

SEAEWENT

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate.

How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?

by pentozali June 12, 2011

resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali June 11, 2007

Badarak

Mass, in an Armenian church.

Aram, there's a Badarak at 10 AM and another one at 12 PM. Which one are you going to?

by pentozali August 24, 2012

showbot

A mannikin or other statue that is vaguely robotlike in appearance, placed in a store's window to show clothing on sale.

-What's that headless statue that they just took off the truck?
-It's a showbot. The Gap is gearing up for their fall jacket sale.

by pentozali June 27, 2009