Definitions by pax

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

wanking by pax September 15, 2003

Chillum

originally a cone-like stone pipe from India with a "soap stone" in the centre of the hole to stop the weed falling thru.it ca also be made from any ceramic and is often used with a damp cloth at the mouth piece end.it has never and will never be aything to do with tinfoil, you numpty skag head tube.

" i got some tasty skunk "
" cool ,we'll put it in the chillum"

Chillum by pax September 15, 2003

chuff nugget 

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

chuff nugget by Pax September 15, 2003

spam castinettes 

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

spam castinettes by Pax September 15, 2003

whore-ora borealis

a really dull uninspired woman with no idea how to inject some fun into fucking

"she was so shit in bed that i farted and went to sleep before i came, a real whore-ora borealis

whore-ora borealis by Pax September 15, 2003