paul k.'s definitions

dicklap

This is when a small penis is overlaped by fat or stomach so nobody can see it.

David "fatass" Dixon has a dicklap because he is a fatass with a VERY small dick . Sucks for him he cant jack-off .

by paul k. July 4, 2004

cunt lover

One who loves to fuck , eat , lick , and stick their penis in good pussy and always gets the best damn pussy around .

Paul K. is a cunt lover , that man gets the best damn pussy because all the hot bitches want him . But patrick "fatass" K. is the exact opposite of a cunt lover .

by paul k. July 5, 2004

chickenwing

When you have a boner , you dip your dick in wing sauce , and your girl gives you head . PRECAUTION : DONT BITE SKIN OFF DICK BITCH IT WILL HURT !!!!!!!!

My bitch was hungry so I let her give me a chickenwing and she accidentily bit the skin off .

by paul k. July 5, 2004

pig raper

One who forces a pig to fuckn fuck him or her because they are fucking perverts or just an insult instead of saying pig fucker or donkey raping , ass licking , uncle fucker .

Terrance your an ass licking , donkey raping , dick licking , pig fucker . AH AH AHA !!

by paul k. July 6, 2004

mother focker

A way of saying mother fucker in a pot bellied hill billy way .

That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .

by paul k. July 7, 2004

buop

The sound it makes when you fuckn punch someone .

In the movies evertime someone got hit I yelled out BUOP ! BUOP ! BUOP ! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by paul k. July 7, 2004

red sox

The best fuckn team ever bitch ! They will beat the shit out the fuckn faggot uncle fuckin yankee assfuckers .Atleast the niggers on the red sox have a use ... they can fuckn play ! Manny doesnt take steroids but fuck dick lickin giambi has steroids for fuckn breakfast . If you are a yankee fan your a queef and should lick a donkeys balls .

The red sox beat the fuck out of the fuckn yankees . Then after the damn fuckn game the sox kicked the shit out of them and fucked they re wives and girl friends

by paul k. July 19, 2006