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These females are what is known as a God send to any male looking for easy sex. You will find these girls at all nightclubs up and down the UK. They normally never refuse sex and are not the most attractive in their appearance.
If a male has failed in his conquest to find a sex partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a "Insurance Whore". Just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a 'Insurance Whore".
If a male has failed in his conquest to find a sex partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a "Insurance Whore". Just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a 'Insurance Whore".
Les: I really came to this club looking for a nice girl to have sex with, but it's getting late and I can't see myself getting lucky now.
Phil: Don't be such a quitter, theres loads of "Insurance Whores" in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
Les: Thanks mate, You always know what to say to cheer me up!
Phil: Don't be such a quitter, theres loads of "Insurance Whores" in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
Les: Thanks mate, You always know what to say to cheer me up!
by Paul Fleming July 12, 2006
Get the Insurance Whore mug.This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.
Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.
by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006
Get the Monster Man mug.This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.
Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
Get the Internal Transport Communicator mug.These girls are very, very rare. They will ride on top of their partner for extended periods of time, and will only stop when the male gives her permission to stop. Ironically the word tramp is used in the description of the word.
Normally found on the South coast of England.
Normally found on the South coast of England.
William: It was my lucky night last night, I met a cracking blonde and it turned out she was a "Trampoline Whore"!
Gregg: You lucky Bastard, I thought those girls were just a myth, like the boomerang whore or the slut bunny.
William: Well I'm not a liar, she rode me all night and only stopped when I told her To make me a bacon butty.
Gregg: You lucky Bastard, I thought those girls were just a myth, like the boomerang whore or the slut bunny.
William: Well I'm not a liar, she rode me all night and only stopped when I told her To make me a bacon butty.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
Get the Trampoline Whore mug.These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
Get the Money Slut mug.These girls are native to, but not exclusive to small towns in the Eastern Counties of England. As with any whore, they are willing to give up sex at anytime, but a boomerang whore will let her partner have sex with her, then her sister, then her best friend, then her mother, and then she will let you come back to her and have sex once again. Just like a boomerang, she will keep coming back to you, regardless of how you treat her.
Liz: Why do you let Brian come back and have sex with you, he fucked your mum, your sister, and even though i'm your best friend, he fucked me! He thinks he can get away with it because he says you are a "boomerang whore".
Jannine: Yeah, I know, I just love him so much.
Liz: You make me sick.
Jannine: Yeah, I know, I just love him so much.
Liz: You make me sick.
by Paul Fleming July 9, 2006
Get the boomerang whore mug.This is where a whore live. Generally found in run down areas of cities, but also found on canal barges, to give the "punter" the feeling that the earth is moving, and that they are getting value for money.
Fred: Shit man, I need to get laid, but dont want any of the emotional shit that comes with a girlfriend.
Alan: Well why don't you get down to the "whore pad" and fuck some slut, i'll even give you a lift there if you want!
Fred: Thanks, you really are a true friend!
Alan: Well why don't you get down to the "whore pad" and fuck some slut, i'll even give you a lift there if you want!
Fred: Thanks, you really are a true friend!
by Paul Fleming July 9, 2006
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