by passion partier April 27, 2009

Eating a burnt bowl of chili off the ass of a dirty, dirty, stripper while wearing a costume stolen from the restaurant Red Robin.
I woke up this morning with a bad taste in my mouth and realized that last night at Joe's bachelor party I got really drunk and pulled a Red Robinn.
by passion partier April 23, 2009

When a man receives a mushroom-shaped bruise on his face after being slapped with another man's penis.
by passion partier May 01, 2009

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
by passion partier April 19, 2009

Bitches be Trifilin. Paige quickly got my pants off last night, then proceeded to kiss my inner-thigh for 20 minutes before calling it quits and leaving me with blue balls.
by passion partier April 30, 2009

A definitive list of the "Who's Who" in hook-ups. Created by stupid skanks at a Colorado hippie commune.
After receiving multiple donkey punches, the girls developed the Chore Board. They now deserve multiple Sloppy Biffles.
by passion partier April 23, 2009
