green dream

Euphemism for putting a pet out of its misery.

Skipper got run over by a lorry, so the vet had to send him to the green dream. Never really liked dogs anyway.

by Parsefone October 14, 2006

lad mag

genre of reading material that sits just below porn and to the right of music monthlies at your corner shop, usually featuring a bint with large assets on the front cover. It assumes (correctly) that its target audience cares only for cars, tits, lager and casual sexism, in approximately that order.

FHM and Nuts are prime examples of lad mags.

by Parsefone May 10, 2007

sandbagged

To be intimidated or coerced into doing something you'd rather not.

I didn't want to write the report as it wasn't my responsibility, but Mike the cunt sandbagged me into it.

by Parsefone October 14, 2006

chucking out time

When the pub closes.

Finish up quick Dave, the bartender just rang for chucking out time.

by Parsefone May 10, 2007