paolo beardini's definitions

Northern Monkey

Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.

Johnnie B, anyone from Coronation Street.

by Paolo Beardini December 5, 2003

Northern Monkey

A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.

Johnnie "Say what ah like and like what ah say" B

by paolo beardini December 9, 2003