Definitions by paolo beardini
Northern Monkey
A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.
Northern Monkey by paolo beardini December 9, 2003
Northern Monkey
Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.
Northern Monkey by Paolo Beardini December 5, 2003