An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.
"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"
by palabrajot August 19, 2011
Get the Assperger'smug. When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.
Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!
by palabrajot October 04, 2010
Get the branifestomug. A used condom.
---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.
---Eww.
---Eww.
by palabrajot October 12, 2010
Get the tainted glovemug. The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.
--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!
--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
by palabrajot October 06, 2010
Get the maninfestationmug.