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A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.
Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
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---Ew...ridiculust!
---Ew...ridiculust!
by palabrajot October 2, 2010
Get the ridiculust mug.One who listens to Public Radio exclusively and unquestioningly, then has an irresistible compulsion to repeat whatever they just heard on it to co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances, strangers, etc.
John in Human Resources is a total NPR2D2! Every time I run into him in the break room, he has to quote from "All Things Considered," "Fresh Air," or "Prairie Home Companion." He never listens to anything else!
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
Get the npr2d2 mug.The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.
--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!
--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.
by palabrajot October 6, 2010
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