palabrajot's definitions

forkscraper

A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.

Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.

by palabrajot September 16, 2010

ridiculust

When two people are so hot for each other, it's gross. Lots of PDA is involved.

---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!

---Ew...ridiculust!

by palabrajot October 2, 2010

maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

by palabrajot October 6, 2010

backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.

Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?

by palabrajot November 9, 2010