Definitions by palabrajot

outfun 

To have more fun than someone else.

You: "I stayed home last night and cleaned my apt. with my roomie and then we watched Wizard of Oz on Netflix and crashed. What'd you do?"

Your friend: "I went to a bumpin all-night toga party with that fox Sarah, and we did the grind, and now we're an item. Good times had by all.

You: "Well, guess you outfunned me!"

outfun by palabrajot September 25, 2010

forkscraper 

A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.

Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.

forkscraper by palabrajot September 16, 2010

npr2d2

One who listens to Public Radio exclusively and unquestioningly, then has an irresistible compulsion to repeat whatever they just heard on it to co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances, strangers, etc.

John in Human Resources is a total NPR2D2! Every time I run into him in the break room, he has to quote from "All Things Considered," "Fresh Air," or "Prairie Home Companion." He never listens to anything else!

npr2d2 by palabrajot September 16, 2010

hairstank 

The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.

I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.

hairstank by palabrajot September 10, 2010