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Distraction!

A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.

hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
by Paddy O'Mally May 7, 2009
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I.S.H

An Acronym for "If Shit Happens"
".I.S.H We still have plan B"
by Paddy O'Mally May 15, 2008
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Studioforce

A nickname dubbed on Dragonforce, due to the fact that they can only play their songs semi-decently in the studio and not live.
guy 1:"Hey Man, Did you hear The New drago- I mean, Studioforce album?"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008
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matthew mcconaughey

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!
by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008
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MLA

My Life's Awesome.
Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
by Paddy O'Mally March 22, 2009
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Zombie Clown

the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.
If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008
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CN Tower

Canada's Giagantic Superweaon,
CN Tower can fire lasers out of the tip of the tower, bouncing off of a satelight mirror in the sky and can hit anywhere in the world at any given time.

the hudsons bay is actually consealing a gigantic solar pannel which absorbs sunlight and converts it into energy which is stored inside the sky dome (rogers center) , which can then be channeled to the CN tower to fire whenever Canada is in a crisis.
The CN Tower is the most powerful weapon on Earth.
by Paddy O'Mally February 9, 2009
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