Being enlightened with love.
When I was finally able to use my heart to navigate through life I felt I had finally reached enlovenedment.
by p mammen January 24, 2013

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
by p mammen July 29, 2009

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!
by p mammen August 01, 2009

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
by p mammen October 25, 2009
