p mammen's definitions

ski-nebriated

Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.

by p mammen January 2, 2012

white collar trash

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.

My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.

by p mammen November 22, 2009

IKEAphobia

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!

by p mammen October 25, 2009

vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

by p mammen August 2, 2009