Definitions by p diddy

nasty emily 

Trying to suck a dick but only gets the head in and pisses on u while throwing up on yo dick

Donald Trump vs. Mia Khalifa is nasty Emily

nasty emily by P Diddy June 2, 2020

1337 

A word used by anyone who trys to sound more "in the know" about cracking, pornography, online games, forums, and/or skills. Commnly used by wannabe's, newbies, and just plain old morons.

Dude! My Counter-Strike skills are 1337!
My FXP Board is 1337!

1337 by P Diddy July 23, 2006

Saxophone 

The inability to get physically laid, forcing one to resort to "shadier" methods in order to do the deed.

"That trick Wanda wouldn't put out last night, so I had to have saxophone last night to finish up"

Saxophone by P Diddy April 25, 2005

H Bomb 

n. cognomen for badass Ukranian metrosexual motherfuckers who attend ivy-league schools

v. to react in a manner similar to or characteristic of H Bomb

yo, H bomb! Power up!

H Bomb by P Diddy January 19, 2004

servous 

a swedish pimp daddy

Lay some servous on me

servous by p diddy July 25, 2003

j lo 

an ugly fat ass ho

j lo swallows!
no doubt.

j lo by p diddy May 9, 2003

pressed 

Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"

Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.

pressed by P Diddy April 25, 2003