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horrible, horrible drivel.
(Actually, I like the saga. I found it ENTERTAINING. Unlike, say, anything written by Margaret Attwood, efin snore. However, I just want to be cool like everyone else, and rag on the books.)
(Actually, I like the saga. I found it ENTERTAINING. Unlike, say, anything written by Margaret Attwood, efin snore. However, I just want to be cool like everyone else, and rag on the books.)
Many people believe twilight is killing vampire culture thought when you boil it down there's nothing wrong with the actual storyline. Sadly the book suffers from a dumb-down teen-fiction blandness of atmosphere and a writing style with a complete lack of character.
Yet, it could be much worse for vampires:
Imagine:
Animé Samurai Robot/Vampire/Catpeople. *Deep Shudder* I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
Yet, it could be much worse for vampires:
Imagine:
Animé Samurai Robot/Vampire/Catpeople. *Deep Shudder* I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh August 7, 2010
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Wow, that was some trick. First, PWS: pockets, wallet shoes. Check. Now, for the important question: Why is it that I can't fry an egg with my mind?
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
Get the PWS mug.The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010
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Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2011
Get the smooth sherlock mug.When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.
Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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Person 1: Hey, you seem nice, will you just watch over my little girl for 5 minutes while I try to change this tire.
Purgist: I'd love to, but I have to tell you, I have ADD and I'm easily distracted, I'm a boarder-line alcoholic, I lack the ability to make even the smallest decision, and I have a hard time controlling my bodiliy functions.
Person 1: On second thought, I'll just leave her in the back seat.
Roomate: Hey, Mindy, just remember our rent's due next week.
Purgist: Okay, here's my share of it. By the way, I was pissed off that you finished all the cookies, so I peed in your shoes, it wasn't the cat, and I feel much better now.
Purgist: I'd love to, but I have to tell you, I have ADD and I'm easily distracted, I'm a boarder-line alcoholic, I lack the ability to make even the smallest decision, and I have a hard time controlling my bodiliy functions.
Person 1: On second thought, I'll just leave her in the back seat.
Roomate: Hey, Mindy, just remember our rent's due next week.
Purgist: Okay, here's my share of it. By the way, I was pissed off that you finished all the cookies, so I peed in your shoes, it wasn't the cat, and I feel much better now.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010
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Olga: Oh no, I think you may have burned something on the stove. Oh my, it smells like a skank.
Daughter: ?You mean skunk.
Olga: I don't like it when you speak erotically to me.
Daughter: ?You mean erratically.
Olga: You, shat up.
Daughter: I sweared, I sorry. *mutters under breath* Evra.
Daughter: ?You mean skunk.
Olga: I don't like it when you speak erotically to me.
Daughter: ?You mean erratically.
Olga: You, shat up.
Daughter: I sweared, I sorry. *mutters under breath* Evra.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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