p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

jack seven

said to confirm outcomes based solely on extremely good luck, circumstances of uncommon fortune, results that in all probability are difficult to repeat.

I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.

Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010

Australia

The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!

Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.

Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

ameobaphiliac

Being in love with diseases, being enamoured by diseases. Different from hypochondira in that it stems not from a fear or false preceptions of having a diseases but from a genuine interest.

My grandma thinks she's always sick and loves going to the hospital. Everyone calls her a hypochondriac, but when I see the sparkle in her eyes when she starts on about her diseases, I've come to realize that she's an ameobaphiliac.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 13, 2010

between personalities

Between personalities is when a person has a two different distinct personalities for different social circles for eg; work, friends, family, and while transitioning between his/her alter egos gets stuck half way.

I was recovering from last night's rave, when grandpa called me from the hospital to say that grandma had been admitted and when I got there, I was still between personalities.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.

Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010