Definitions by outer spec

poopnis 

A hypothetical penis-like organ that poop comes out of. Presumably, this organ would enable its owner to poop standing up.

If pee comes out of the penis, why doesn't poop come out of the poopnis?

"Baby beans, you and your penis and poopnis
JJJUUU UUUUUU ИИИИИИИИИИ HHHHH, jush jush" - Bruno Mars

poopnis by outer spec March 1, 2025

Steve Jobs 

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

Steve Jobs by outer spec February 29, 2024

Wheatley 

A robot ball from Portal 2 that people really want to fuck for some reason

“gog damn i want to stick my dick in wheatley so bad”
“hes literally just a ball calm down”

Wheatley by outer spec February 29, 2024

fop

A fox.

aww a fop! its so fluffye *boops its snoot*

fop by outer spec February 29, 2024