tifa

What the Wapanese fanboys who own a SONY Playstation masturbate to, because they can't get a date with a REAL girl.

Wapanese: OMG Tifas boobz r all over teh screen & I can almost see her pantiez wen she bends over *fap* *fap* *fap*

by otaku killer August 25, 2003

Hentai

Anime pictures and films of naked women and naked women engaging in explicit hardcore sex in basically every orifice. What the Wapanese and the otaku have a fetish for because they can't score with a real life woman.

Wapanese typically sit around in their filthy apartments masturbating to internet hentai.

by otaku killer May 13, 2003

^_^

A symbol for happiness or joy. Derived from the cliched way that anime characters are drawn when they are happy. A favorite symbol of the Wapanese, fanboy, or otaku.

Wapanese: hai i saw an uberr l337 trigun hentai site and i saww kawaii piczz of the babezz ^_^.

by otaku killer June 14, 2003

haiku

A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.

Cosplay show in town,
Man dressed up as Sailor Moon,
Let's all point and laugh.

by otaku killer May 12, 2003

yellow fever

A mental disease that afflicts the Wapanese, the fanboys, and the otaku. Symptoms of this condition are;
(a) A sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.
(b) An obsession towards Asian media and entertainment, primarily anime, hentai, manga, and other Japanese media.
(c) A sudden urge to imitate anything from Asia. For instance, learning Japanese and eating sushi just for the sheer sake of trying to be "Asian".
(d) Thinking that one knows more about Japan than the Japanese themselves, despite never setting foot in that country or at lest reading about it.

An Asian-American girl was harassed by some psycho who had a bad case of yellow fever. Fortunately, she had a can of Mace(tm) in her purse and did not hesitate to use it on him.

by otaku killer September 28, 2003