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GoodFellas

Greatest fuckin' mob movie ever. Starred Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray liotta.Disturbin' as hell though.Scarface, The Godfather or any other gangster movie pales in comparison to GoodFellas
Always keep ya' mouth shut and never rat on ya' friends-
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro

(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents
by Oscar September 13, 2004
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Weed

All you monkeys can do your acis and weed and coke in your pipe and shove it up your asses cause it will ruine your life like it did mine
"Git er done"
Dawg: come on lets smoke some good shit.

Oscar: That shit is dumb and if u make me do it i will kick all ur asses because that shit is just dumb
"Git er Done"
by Oscar December 21, 2004
mugGet the Weedmug.

Oscar

a cuban guy that lives in miami that has a big cock and bangs a lot of chicks
That guy is hung like a pringles can and is surrounded by hot chicks...that must be Oscar
by oscar February 6, 2004
mugGet the Oscarmug.

Derek Lowe

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys
Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!
by Oscar September 18, 2004
mugGet the Derek Lowemug.

gizzard

a silly way of calling a friend
what's up gizzard...also what's up gizz...
by oscar February 5, 2004
mugGet the gizzardmug.

rzyzzy

Oh, baby, give me some r.z.y.z.z.y!
by Oscar August 20, 2003
mugGet the rzyzzymug.

perennium

the bit of skin between the ass and balls
i made her lick my perennium before i came in her eye
by Oscar February 20, 2003
mugGet the perenniummug.

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