Definitions by orgasmic tomatoes

hoodacyde 

When someone in the group is so drunk that he or she is hiccuping and blinking one eye at a time while attempting to engage another in deep moral conversation.

She was so hoodacyde last night that she decided to vote for Trump's hair.

hoodacyde by orgasmic tomatoes May 14, 2016

Mouse Chocolate 

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

Mouse Chocolate by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

zen pee 

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

zen pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

zen pee 

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

zen pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

snake eye pee 

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".

"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"

snake eye pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014