3 definitions by oofweiofa

Gustav

a greek god who happens to be a snake (no joke)

wow gustav is SLAYING the day

by oofweiofa April 21, 2019

Gustav

a very gorgeous snake who likes to choke people on accident. accidentally sheds on blankets.

gustav is a greek god

by oofweiofa April 21, 2019

cade

a real dickhead and fuckboy. don't be friends with him. even though he's a HOOOTIE don't fall for it. he'll probably just break your heart and go fuck some other girl. small dick, small heart. 2 inches ain't doing it hoe.

wow, cade just broke up with me for veronica

by oofweiofa April 21, 2019