Gustav

a greek god who happens to be a snake (no joke)
wow gustav is SLAYING the day
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cade

a real dickhead and fuckboy. don't be friends with him. even though he's a HOOOTIE don't fall for it. he'll probably just break your heart and go fuck some other girl. small dick, small heart. 2 inches ain't doing it hoe.
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Gustav

a very gorgeous snake who likes to choke people on accident. accidentally sheds on blankets.
gustav is a greek god
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