Definitions by oofman420xd

straightinity 

When you lose your straightness to a trans catgirl and become gay or bisexual.

I don't know but, she's kinda making me lose my straightinity and question my sexuality.

straightinity by oofman420xd January 8, 2021

hmcftlr 

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

hmcftlr by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

bmfcitofotw 

Short for "Blow my fat cock in the open fields of the world". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: BMFCITOFOTW
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Blow my fat cock in the open fields of the world!
Guy 2: lmfao!

bmfcitofotw by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

vagicture 

A pussy / vagina picture

Male: Can you send me a vagicture
Female: Hold on, let me snap a pic of my pussy first

vagicture by oofman420xd December 19, 2020

pupoy 

A dog that's so cute you can't call it a puppy, you have to call it a pupoy.

Man 1: That's a cute pupoy!
Man 2: Thanks, I see you also have a cute pupoy.

pupoy by oofman420xd July 3, 2020

ball spam 

Ball spamming is when you spam jump in Geometry Dash

Dude 1: I keep on dying, maybe it's because of too much ball spam?
Dude 2: I think you should jump less.

ball spam by oofman420xd March 23, 2020

fortnite 

That gay game everybody knows is dying and people won't stfu about! People also spam on SnapChat their gay Fortnite wins and the real victory royale is uninstalling the game. Minecraft comes to show that it is 999999 trillion times better than fortnite. People who play these types of building shoot em up games are gay virgins and do not have girlfriends because no girl likes Fortnite. Also here's a gay gif.

Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Hold up, did you know that you are homosexual just by playing that gay game?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: If you play Minecraft, then you are straight af.

fortnite by oofman420xd November 18, 2018