hmcftlr

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 07, 2021

Swoffart

An insult for the person who created a cover of the lostwave song Everyone Knows That / Ulterior Motives whose name is Swofford. The song commonly gets misidentified as Swofford's cover time and time again on TikTok by use of Shazam or other music finding tools.

Person 1: Guys the song is literally right there on Shazam, it's Everyone Knows That by Swofford
Person 2: Swofford? More like Swoffart, that's just a recreation. And a bad one at that.

by oofman420xd February 15, 2024

Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.

Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

straightinity

When you lose your straightness to a trans catgirl and become gay or bisexual.

I don't know but, she's kinda making me lose my straightinity and question my sexuality.

by oofman420xd January 08, 2021

(°¿_°)

The replacement for lenny face that anyone can type on Android.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna hang out at the bar? (°¿_°)

Dude 2: Wait, how did you type that?

by oofman420xd September 22, 2018

fortnite

That gay game everybody knows is dying and people won't stfu about! People also spam on SnapChat their gay Fortnite wins and the real victory royale is uninstalling the game. Minecraft comes to show that it is 999999 trillion times better than fortnite. People who play these types of building shoot em up games are gay virgins and do not have girlfriends because no girl likes Fortnite. Also here's a gay gif.

Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Hold up, did you know that you are homosexual just by playing that gay game?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: If you play Minecraft, then you are straight af.

by oofman420xd November 18, 2018

more than besties

Someone, likely of the same sex as you, who is more than a best friend and more than a bestie. You have to commit to certain actions and emotions to be considered more than besties. This includes but not limited to sharing of embarrassing NSFW pictures, and a mutual feeling of love and a feeling for wanting to be together all the time for your bestie. The most likely reason for being more than besties but not entirely together is that your best friend is taken.

person 1: you're my bestie
person 2: but we're more than besties, I love you.
person 1: ilyt <3

by oofman420xd December 23, 2022