skyline

a great japanese sports car built originally as a station wagon by the prince motor company in 1955. as prince merged with with Nissan, it tranformed. In 1968, the GT-R model made its debut,and it produced 160hp. The currnet R-34 model has a 2.6 liter DOHC inline-6 twin turbo motor that pushes out 280hp. These were never marketed in America, although you can buy one(EXPENSIVE). Nissan has now stopped production of these beautiful machines because of the 350-Z takeover.

dude! do you sell crack?? how did you afford that skyline?!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 28, 2003

downthesun

A really crazy kickass band that noone knows about.

do yourself a favor and go to www.downthesun.com

by only$19.99,less s+h January 10, 2004

grand theft auto

A great game that some feminists and the PTA and everybody else with a hair up their ass made a big deal out of. You can shoot people, do missions for gangs, hijack cars. and pick up hookers. Some parents blame murders that their kids commited on the game-far be it from them to admit tha their kids might've had a PROBLEM. Its just a video game and it isnt real. Overall one of the best games ever made, and since its release ther have been many Grand Theft Auto-style games that were much worse than GTA, but there was NO controversy, but whenever a GTA game comes out they have a prob. So. protesters, FUCK YOU.

That hooker did me and took my money!! I'll just run her skanky ass over and take my cash back!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

Dorkcrosoft

Bill Gates' nickmane plus end of of Microsoft-thus-Dorkcrosoft.

do u have dorkcrosoft XP?

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

nintendo

Great game company that makes bright fast-paced game featuring: Mario, Luigi, Fox, Link, and Samus. They invented the game boy, and after that other gaem companies copied them (Sega, NeoGeo, other assorted japanse companies) but failed. the game boy is still being made today. Alos made pokemon games, but they made up for it.

I just got the new Mario Kart for Gamecube!!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

book

useless pieces of shit paper with words on them.

wait- I take that back-FREE ROLLING PAPERS!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003