Pkneoughe

The longest possible way to misspell the word "no" and still have it make sense

Guy 1: "Hey Boss can I skip work all week"
Guy 2: "Pkneoughe! Absolutely not!"
Guy 1: "what the fuck"

by omaclintock March 1, 2025

Jicklerockobanchinefuckleness

(jik-uhl-rok-oh-ban-chine-FUK-uhl-nis) n. A feeling experienced at dopaminergic events, such as parties, that serve to remind one that it will most likely be a very long time before they can experience joy at those levels again. Quite literally fucks with people

Guy 1: "Yo, John's been in that corner for over 20 minutes now. He looks depressed."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it seems like he's going through jicklerockobanchinefuckleness."

by omaclintock July 1, 2025

Quite

When some internet loser misspells the word "quiet"

Guy 1: "Guys be quite the group chat is too active"
Guy 2: "What?"

by omaclintock May 22, 2025

Crime

When you completely change your life because of gatekeepers on social media

Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p

by omaclintock May 17, 2025

Stewb

A word used to refer to someone who is idiotic and clueless; short for "stupid"

"The stewb who got almost every question wrong on the final exam claimed he studied"

by omaclintock March 4, 2025

Rizzmic

(RIHZ-mihk) adj. A word used to describe someone who has charisma and expresses it in in a musical way, often in a rhythm.

"He's pulled over twenty chicks in his years by singing charismatically. He's such a rizzmic guy."

by omaclintock March 30, 2025

Antidiscontrosocioimmortalexistentialistophobical

(AN-tie-DIS-CON-trow-SOW-shee-oh-im-MORT-uhl-igz-ist-EN-chuhl-ist-oh-FO-bik-uhl) A word used to describe someone who has a fear of people who are against the act of a large group of people not being able to control whether or not they want to live forever and go against what the thought of existence wanted

"The antidiscontrosocioimmortalexistentialistophobical person who had a fear of people who are against the act of a large group of people not being able to control whether or not they want to live forever and go against what the thought of existence wanted finally spoke up and confessed to his fear as people gathered up and laughed at him because of how incredibly stupid his fear is"

by omaclintock February 9, 2025