omaclintock's definitions

Jicklerockobanchinefuckleness

(jik-uhl-rok-oh-ban-chine-FUK-uhl-nis) n. A feeling experienced at dopaminergic events, such as parties, that serve to remind one that it will most likely be a very long time before they can experience joy at those levels again. Quite literally fucks with people

Guy 1: "Yo, John's been in that corner for over 20 minutes now. He looks depressed."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it seems like he's going through jicklerockobanchinefuckleness."

by omaclintock July 1, 2025

Quite

When some internet loser misspells the word "quiet"

Guy 1: "Guys be quite the group chat is too active"
Guy 2: "What?"

by omaclintock May 22, 2025

Crime

When you completely change your life because of gatekeepers on social media

Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p

by omaclintock May 17, 2025

Cephalopalimentaphobia

The fear of accidentally consuming famous television show character Squidward Tentacles while eating a seemingly normal squid.

Guy 1: "I can't eat this squid I'm afraid it's Squidward"
Guy 2: "Ah so you have Cephalopalimentaphobia"

by omaclintock January 7, 2025

Frickshot

A borderline impossible trickshot that takes, on average, over 10k attempts to successfully perform

"You could consider the trickshot that all six of us spent thousands of attempts trying to perform a frickshot due to its absolutely absurd difficulty."

by omaclintock February 21, 2025

Hyperlifficilicifilihberilificilibileighbeintifikilibrificaline

(haip-er-lif-ik-il-ik-if-il-ai-br-il-if-ik-il-ib-ay-lee-bean-ti-fik-il-ai-brif-IK-uh-laine) Someone who won't stop yappin'. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine (as soon as you learn to pronounce the damn thing)

Guy 1: "...and I went on my 5th walk that day, and—"
Guy 2: "Ugh, you know what? You're such a hyperlifficilicifilihberilificilibileighbeintifikilibrificaline."
Guy 2: "What the fuck?"

by omaclintock July 19, 2025

Flag

(verb) (slang) To call someone out or expose someone for something embarrassing or harmful they did

Dude 1: "YOOOOOO GUYS LOOK DUDE 2 IS SWAPPING THE BABY ORPHANS AROUND THE ORPHANAGE!!!"
Dude 2: "Dang it bro you flagged me!"

by omaclintock January 8, 2025