old man withers's definitions

skow

Mid 90's slang used to express question along with surprise. Commonly substituted for the phrase "for real?!"

" I parked my car downtown and some asshole smashed out the windows and shit in my seats," Jamal exclaimed.

"Skow!" Chameel replied.

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

walking papers

the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release

"I finally got my walking papers today."

by Old man withers September 5, 2005

White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off

Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

sewer lobster

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system

"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Croswell

A small town in the thumb of Michigan that smells like shit due to a pickle and sugar beet factory pumping horrible smelling pollution into the air. Croswell hot spots are the Mc Donald’s and the "Famous" swinging bridge. The area is completely populated with redneck low lives, illegal immigrants, and under achievers who will never more than likely travel more than twenty miles away. Croswell is the alleged home of the giant Meneghin.

"Lets go walk across a shitty ass bridge and breath the fowlest air ever, and learn spanish durning our next vaction in Croswell

by old man withers August 20, 2006

old man withers

1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know

"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Duckle Nuster

1. A plan to strangle someone while having sex with them, perfectly timing the time you get off with the time that the person dies; ideally the last thing the victim sees before he or she dies is your face as you get off.

2. A backwards way of saying Knuckle Duster

"I really want to give Amanda a Duckle Nuster"

by old man withers August 18, 2006