17 definitions by old man withers
1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.
2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know
2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know
"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."
"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"
"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"
by old man withers November 11, 2006
1. A plan to strangle someone while having sex with them, perfectly timing the time you get off with the time that the person dies; ideally the last thing the victim sees before he or she dies is your face as you get off.
2. A backwards way of saying Knuckle Duster
2. A backwards way of saying Knuckle Duster
by old man withers August 16, 2006
A legendary giant that resides in the upper thumb area of Michigan. He stands around 7-8 feet tall and has an enormous appetitte. He is notorious for drinking large amounts of alcohol and smoking entire fields of marijuana. Recently Meneghin has been sighted in the Detroit area. Scientist say he has migrated south possibly because the food and drug supply in his home area was getting low. Some say the giant is using a different name and is posing as a student in some Detroit area university. Either way, if you are the Eastern Michigan area, ask around about Meneghin and more than likely someone will know what you are talking about.
"Meneghin the Giant is known from Saginaw to South Detroit. If you ever see him at a party on some campus around here, you will know at first sight that the myth of Menegin is not a myth at all"
by old man withers August 16, 2006
A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth
by old man withers August 4, 2005
Mid 90's slang used to express question along with surprise. Commonly substituted for the phrase "for real?!"
" I parked my car downtown and some asshole smashed out the windows and shit in my seats," Jamal exclaimed.
"Skow!" Chameel replied.
"Skow!" Chameel replied.
by old man withers August 4, 2005
A small town in the thumb of Michigan that smells like shit due to a pickle and sugar beet factory pumping horrible smelling pollution into the air. Croswell hot spots are the Mc Donald’s and the "Famous" swinging bridge. The area is completely populated with redneck low lives, illegal immigrants, and under achievers who will never more than likely travel more than twenty miles away. Croswell is the alleged home of the giant Meneghin.
"Lets go walk across a shitty ass bridge and breath the fowlest air ever, and learn spanish durning our next vaction in Croswell
by old man withers August 21, 2006
Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?
Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?
Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?
by old man withers August 4, 2005