old man withers's definitions

preview fart

The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.

"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

skow

Mid 90's slang used to express question along with surprise. Commonly substituted for the phrase "for real?!"

" I parked my car downtown and some asshole smashed out the windows and shit in my seats," Jamal exclaimed.

"Skow!" Chameel replied.

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Meneghin

A legendary giant that resides in the upper thumb area of Michigan. He stands around 7-8 feet tall and has an enormous appetitte. He is notorious for drinking large amounts of alcohol and smoking entire fields of marijuana. Recently Meneghin has been sighted in the Detroit area. Scientist say he has migrated south possibly because the food and drug supply in his home area was getting low. Some say the giant is using a different name and is posing as a student in some Detroit area university. Either way, if you are the Eastern Michigan area, ask around about Meneghin and more than likely someone will know what you are talking about.

"Meneghin the Giant is known from Saginaw to South Detroit. If you ever see him at a party on some campus around here, you will know at first sight that the myth of Menegin is not a myth at all"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

grass mask

A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth

"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Meneghin Meal

A meal created by the mythical giant Meneghin that is made from random spices and whatever you have in your cupboard. Even though the meal seems improvised and fast, a meneghin meal some how turns out tasting great and filling you up due to its usually massive size and secret spice combinations.

"I never thought I would say this, but my munchies got completely destroyed by that Meneghin Meal"

by old man withers August 18, 2006