Definitions by offlyner

nigganomatry 

a term used by black folks to define, or re-define, an increasingly difficult task.

learning to tie my shoelaces was like nigganomatry of the toughest kind

nigganomatry by offlyner April 22, 2006

crustified spunk lips 

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.

shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

crustified spunk lips by offlyner April 21, 2006

Knob Jockey 

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

Knob Jockey by offlyner April 20, 2006